Before you start flapping your gums about how no one is ugly, look in the mirror. That argument is the preserve of ugly people. Drop it and walk away from it.
Let us face it, in an age when politically correct speech has stifled truth, pure, brutal and blunt truth, I refuse to acquiesce. If you want a safe space, try reading the articles by my colleagues.
I keep it real like the landlord that locked you out of your house when you were late with rent.
I am one person who refuses to be sold by the black magic that is makeup. makeup has some of these lasses who look like hippos looking like beauty queens -that is, until she has to take a bath or swim. And 1 Fm radio personality Neomi Ng’ang’a is one such lass.
I have come across a photo of her after she had just emerged from a swimming pool and I have vowed that henceforth, all my dates will be to a pool where swimming will be the activity.
Look at the dumba that is makeup:
