Mario Balotelli! What can I say that has not already been said about him? Hmm? A lot!
Mario Balotelli the prodigiously talented and profoundly frustrating footballer has been sliced. Why am I lying? This ain’t a tabloid. We are a respectable and trusted source of information.
Even the Central Bank Of Kenya Governor reads us. Him of the Jesuit persuasion. Even him!
You can’t be sliced if you ain’t still dating. That is a fact. Balotelli’s ex who he dated for some time has moved on to greener ( not sure, by the way whats wrong with black pastures? I love a good wilderness screenshot! ) pastures of a Gabonese footballer known as Mario Lemina.
This chick must have a fetish for the name Mario. By the way, my nickname isn’t Mario if you are interested Negeusha. No lies, I swear.
Here’s the snap of the two lovebirds.
Compared to Ballotelli huyu msee ana tosha mboga ama?
