Internet has been here for a while and beyond every doubt it has proved to be a game changer in making our lifestyles easy, dynamic and modified.
There are four pivotal things that I LOVE the Internet for: Shopping. Researching. Dating. And hooking up. Today we’re going to address my favorite of the four: Hooking up.
Hooking up simply means casual lungula. And casual lungula means having lungula with someone who you are not in relationship with nor married to. I mean if you’re a ‘thirst-charged’ woman of the world, what the hell are you supposed to do when you find yourself single all of a sudden?
Sometimes that trusty, shiny and welcoming v!brat0r just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you need to feel the s3nsuous, luscious lips of another human being pressed up against yours. Sometimes you just need to feel the heavy weight of a masculine body crushing your gorgeous body. Sometimes a girl just needs steamy, hard and thorough lungula from a person – a real D- not a machine.
In particular, we’re going to discuss how to score yourself a real, live F buddy and have a successful one-night stand. Because sometimes a girl just needs a F buddy. Scoring a F buddy isn’t just a game for the boy’s club, despite what certain girl-hating F boys would like you to think. It’s 2016, baby. Women are openly enjoying lungula , and if you have a problem with that, well, we don’t really care, now do we?
Let’s face it: We live in cruel, cold, merciless world. We must FACE the bittersweet music. That cute guy you are going for one night stand with might seem like a super innocent cutie, but who really knows? You don’t want to innocently spread your legs for him without being responsible and prepared. You must always be prepared in life and particularly in the lungula game.
SO here it is: “Kevin’s Official Tips For Securing A F BUDDY SAFETY’S.” don’t forget the #KyaloChronicles baby!
Rule number one...
…you can only bang somebody you actually like. Like as in respect. Like as in, would introduce to your roommate if paths crossed in the kitchen the morning after. Like as in, wouldn’t actively go out of your way to be an A-hole to . If you want a punching bag, go to the gym – not the bedroom for crying out dear.
Say “No” to the Things You Don’t Want
Just as your partner can’t know for sure what will make you call mommy in between shits, they probably also won’t have a clue about what makes your cringe.
Casual hookups are often ambiguous situations and the lines of consent are easily blurred. Subtle pressure or unwanted (yet consensual) lungula is common in hookups, and this uncertainty is often the main culprit for feelings of regret and distress in the days that follow. The bottom line: Don’t get pressured into something you’re going to regret the next day. Know your limits and express them as clearly, loudly and forcefully as is necessary.
Be Safe
In casual lungula , a rubber, boots or if you would, a cd as in C-O-N-D-O-M (and not this is not an acronym) is the only thing that keeps you truly safe. Again, this is obvious, use a rubber. When you don’t know your partner, you can’t trust them to tell you the truth, and you shouldn’t assume they’ll try to keep you from harm. Carry rubbers and lube on you at all times. And use them. Properly. You never know when you might need them.
Do NOT Get Wasted
Getting super drunk or high is probably the single worst thing you can ever do before/during casual lungula. A little buzz to get you in the mood is probably OK, but anything beyond that will likely inhibit your ability to evaluate your motives, give and get pleasure or consent, be safe and even to remember the experience. If you need to be wasted in order to hookup, you’re probably doing it for the wrong reasons.
Surround Yourself with People Who Won’t Judge You
Many people will reject you for having casual lungula, especially if you do it often. If possible, make sure you surround yourself with friends and partners who accept your wicked lungula lifestyle, even if they don’t share it. Move to a more liberal social circle if you have to. And if you must be surrounded by people who will judge you if they know that you partake in casual lungula , keep your extreme lungula exploits on the down low. Being judged and criticized won’t make for a positive experience, so be as discreet as you need to be.
Do It for the Right Reasons
Hooking up for the right reasons, such as being attracted to the person(s), feeling lit on the groins, and wanting a pleasurable, new lungula experience, can improve your overall health and happiness.
Research shows, however, that when you have casual intercouse for the wrong reasons, your well-being suffers. Some of the wrong reasons for having casual copulation include needing to feel better about yourself, being peer- or partner-pressured into it, believing the hookup was more than just casual, or doing it because you’re too drunk to think clearly.
So before you hookup, ask yourself why you’re doing it and what you’re trying to get out of it. If you’re doing it for the right reasons, you’re more likely to have a great time.
Kind Summary Reminder: Wear a c0nd0m. Have a safe word. Establish boundaries. Be playful
