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Amama Mbabazi Files Petition On These 28 Grounds!President Museveni Won’t Escape This!

1. Your petitioner Amama Mbabazi is a person who was a candidate at the above mentioned Presidential Election and is an aggrieved candidate within the meaning of the Presidential Election Act. 2. And your petitioner states that the election was held on the 18th day of February 2016 when Abed Bwanika, Amama Mbabazi, Baryamureeba Venansius, […]

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‘If Museveni Wins The Presidential Elections, I Will Slowly Remove My Panties, Sit By My Burning Charcoal-Stove, Roast My Cl**Oris’ Top Makerere Lecturer Declares!

“If Museveni wins the presidential elections in February 2016, I will slowly remove my panties, sit by my burning charcoal-stove, roast my cl**oris crunchy black, and use the burnt piece as a crayon to colour the Ugandan flag all black. In case the head of the electoral commission announces that Museveni is going to lead […]