Since the emergence of The Internet, many things have changed. Words have lost meanings, others gained new meaning and even others got exclusively distinct.
I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it. It’s a sickness, I swear! Interestingly, I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. P0rn sites are good examples to give.
Google and entirely the internet, gives us a lot of content. In terms of learning new things. Bad or good things altogether. You remember when the word “straight” used to simply mean from bends, breaks or irregularities? The word has evolved on and acquired a new meaning. In today’s current google age the word “straight” means s3xually attracted exclusively to members of the opposite s3x or just a heterosexual. That qualifies its opposite to the word “gay” – a scenario where a person is attracted to a member of his/her own sex. Crazy world!!!
All said about the internet, we should never forget that p0rnography and internet are twins. The internet has countless sites where you can watch p0rn. Well, this depends on how experienced you are.
Talking of experience, I do really have much of it on this particular topic. I have decided to share some p0rn vocabularies which you might not be aware of.
I am going to be honest, this article got me feeling like ,,,
OK, let’s get started
Bukkake
This term, hailing from s3x-mania capital of the world Japan, is used to describe a video that involves one woman and a dozen wieners drenching her in a substance that once was just used to make a new life.
I have never actually watched one of these videos because I get too worried everyone is going to slip and fall, but I hear they are like staring into the mouth of a shark as it eats you.
Pearl Necklace
One of the more poetic examples of p0rn terminology. This expression refers to when a man ejaculates on a woman’s chest area and it resembles a string of pearls. Considering the fact real pearls are just clam dookie, this one kind of makes sense. After all, an actual pearl necklace is just fancy poop on a string.
Hentai
We return to Japan for this one. What do you do when your s3xual fetishes begin to defy the laws of physics and biology? The answer: Turn to cartoons. Basically, hentai is anime with s3x. And I’m using the term “s3x” very loosely here.
There is A LOT of VERY f*cked up stuff going on in hentai, including, but not limited to, a genre called “tentacle p0rn,” wherein a cartoon girl is — urgh, how did I get myself into writing this article — f*cked by, you know, a bunch of tentacles.
Yeah, that’s a thing I just know about because I’m a boy. Seriously, you just pick this stuff up whether you like it or not. I swear to you I am not secretly an octopus.
Creampie
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a word used to describe when a man ejaculates inside of a woman. I like to think the person who first came up with this term was eating an actual creampie one day and a cartoon light bulb turned on above his head.
This one is the one that actually took me the longest to understand. I mean, it’s pretty abstract. I get the cream part. But, like, where is the pie? Are vaginas pie? Someone please help. OK, I will swear I will stop.
DP
In the film world, DP means “Director of Photography.” In Kenya though, it was a Political Party, i guess – I got a life away from politics. That aside, In the p0rn world, it stands for “Double Penetration.” That is, when a woman is “penetrated” (possibly the grossest word in the English language right now) by two guys. Isn’t life weird?
Big Naturals
Okay, this isn’t a “gross” term, really — but it makes the list as a term guys learn from p0rn that most girls don’t know. It means big, non-fake b00bs. But it’d also be a great name for non-GMO oranges.
Money Shot
This one is simple: It is the moment in a p0rn where the semen finally appears.
It’s like a gun – the literary rule that if you see a gun in the first act, it should be fired in the second or third act. You know what I mean, Right?
Golden Shower
This is, I’m just going to say it, when someone pees on someone else.
Now, I have never seen a video when someone pees on someone else. But I know that term. I have no idea how, but I do. And now, so do you.
Well, that’s that. There are many more. But I need to go throw up now. And no, not in a hot way.
