Honey
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kikulacho kinguoni! Crazy man ejaculates into colleague’s honey which she then eats for two months

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A crazy man from California has taken harassment in the office to a whole new level with his disgusting escapades. The worker ejaculated multiple times into his colleague’s honey jar, which she then ate from regularly over a two month period. Nyam! I kid! I kid! But this is some sick business!

Nice honey
Nice honey. photo credit: me.me

 

Stevens Millancastro is also alleged to have masturbated into the woman’s water bottle and smeared his semen on her computer mouse. Kwani, what is wrong with this man? The 27-year-old faces charges of battery and attempted vandalism, and could be jailed for up to two and a half years if found guilty.

Stevens Millancastro
Stevens Millancastro mug shot. Photo Credit: Marina Avila

 

Millancastro has worked with the victim since 2014 but he only began to contaminate her food and drink with his seminal fluid in November 2016, according to the Orange County District Attorney. On two occasions towards the end of last year, he is accused of entering her office and discharging his semen into her personal honey jar. A value addition to the honey. This honey has been lacking in protein he must have thought.

Pineapple semen meme
Pineapple semen. photo credit:memebot

 

He also masturbated into her personal water bottle. But she never drank from the bottle because she noticed the water’s cloudy appearance. On the third occasion, she notified her supervisor, who installed CCTV near her office. On 13 January, the victim sat down to use her computer but recoiled when she touched her mouse and found it covered in his seed.

Disgusting meme
Disgusting meme. Photo Credit: memegenerator

She notified her supervisor immediately, who confirmed that the crazy man was seen on CCTV entering the office before the incident. The unnamed victim reported her experiences to the La Palma Police Department, who investigated the matter and arrested Millancastro on 21 November.

There you have it people. If your water has been having a cloudy appearance start investigating. You might just find that you have a dirty water bottle or the water has too much chlorine. Wink! Wink!