Ugandan Government To Spend 2.6 Billion To Buy P0rn0gr*phy Detecting Machine

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Father Simon Lokodo, the Minister for Ethics and Integrity, has sparked uproar after he announced that his ministry was preparing to procure a pornography detecting software at a cost of Shs2.6Billion.

“We want telecom companies to have ‘software filters’ which can track and block public access to ‘p*rn*graphic material. In countries like China, Korea and Rwanda, this software is successful,” The Minister was quoted as saying.

Leading Ugandan comedian Salvador was among the many Ugandans who were vexed by the minister’s outrageous decision.

“This Lukodo man is just a D*¥K.. I’m sorry to say, with all the different sectors that need money to help citizens have a better living like Heath and Education, the man Opts to suggest to government to buy a 2bn shilling Porn detecting machine … Like how on earth is this mans reasoning…. I just thank God he is not from Westnile… Westnilers have a right to Cane anyone who tarnished the regions name with such stupidity.. Right now we would have summoned him to the region and given him a proper embarrassing public caning session for a week. This is just too annoying.” Salvador ranted.

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Father Simon Lokodo