In light of recent events at IEBC, police officers and police in general are rather considered to be a topic that people tend to talk about in jest and utter disgust but one energetic man called Njoroge wa Maina popularly known as ‘Njoro’ from Kajiado nearly got his ‘nalinga’ chopped off by his wife after he publicly declared his love for one female officer and said that she and she alone can make him take arms to protect the interest of the President Uhuru Kenyatta from the CORD goons and that he is willing to join the police forces just so that he can be close to the female police officer in question. The wife however didn’t take all these claims by his wife Njoro seriously because he was drunk.
Njoro and his antics led him to be inventive by printing out the photo of the police officer in color in a nearby cyber café in Kajiado and treasured it so dearly that where he went, he always had it either in his breast pocket, wallet or in his socks and even when he was sleeping, it got too much to the extent of him fapping to the picture when the wife was not around.
To cut a long story short, Njoro was caught by the wife jerking off in the toilet with the now laminated photo of the police woman, his wife out of anger forced him to continue jerking off till he reached cloud nine and called all his friends to come watch the drama as she threatened if Njoro couldn’t yield to her demand, she would chop off his nalinga, Njoro had to oblige.
Funny part is, Njoro didn’t even know the female officer and he only saw her picture through social media.
This Team Mafisi is now getting out of hand, crazy right?
