Slay queens. Who even came up with such a disgusting moniker for a woman who is on her hustle and is doing it excellently. Apparently, almost every ‘cool’ girl wants to be associated with this term now. Anywhoo!
This term has not escaped the attentions of one poet in Nyeri called Ms. Waruguru Kiai, who is also a lawyer. She has come out in a post on Facebook to complain about the lack of adequate space for slay queens. Who knew that a slay queen needs double the space that a normal person needs for dancing?
She wrote, ” As you all know slay queens need space to swing their weaves and make bubbles with their BIG-G, beauty queens need to strut and smile while carrying Guarana on their heads and drama queens need enough space for all ‘squad’ members.. none of these factors have been put into consideration,” Very thoughtful this woman.
She added,” The denial of space to the disco (who still calls it disco?) people have been interpreted as a deliberate effort on your end to prevent show goers from showing off their dancing skills.” This lady is amazing! Kama dancefloor haiko murwa shida tupu!
She went on with her rant about the lack of space and then offered a set of threats. They said they would uproot the spinaches from the prison stand, chase out all the cows and pigs from Wambugu farm stand and flatten all stands using the KWFT tractor on display. This were just a few of the wonderful threats they set forth to the officials.
She then finished with this very chilling threat, ” Act now, failure to which… we shall revisit.” Am really terrified. Either this lady is crazy or this is one of the best fake post ever made. The right amount of crazy and funny have been mixed in.
