“I remain Unmarried And Keep No Small Animals” Larry Madowo Addresses His Marital Status As He Turns A Year older

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Larry Madowo has today clocked 29 and he’s not married and neither is he dating, he hasn’t been seen with any lady in a situation to suggest chemistry.

Larry has however addressed his marital status as he turned 29 today. The NTV news anchor also talked about what he has been through in his life talking about his lows and highs.

Below is what he wrote:

“I got my first job on TV when I was just 20, a wide-eyed, skinny village boy with big city dreams who had just dropped out from Daystar because my accent had not caught up.”

“On this my birthday it has hit me how little I have achieved in the years since: I remain unmarried and keep no small animals. Growing up in front of the camera contained all the excitement of a root canal without the motivation of a pretty dentist.”

“I was taken apart for being too skinny, too dumb, too ugly, too basic to be worthy of the high office of reading aloud on television. But I rambled on, thanks to an abundance of wine and good humour.”

“Seeing as I am severely lacking in the skills or talents department, I stuck around and somehow managed to fail up to a moderately acceptable career in broadcast. Now with 30 dangerously close, the internet still disapproves of how I look, how I sound; even how I breathe.”

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“Mercifully, I’m old enough not to care. After all, we live in a world where anyone can grow up to become anything, including a failure.”

“Those types usually lurk in online comment sections, compensating for their disillusionment with life by attacking others.”

“Here’s to judgement by strangers, here’s to wanderlust, here’s to unmerited favour and blessings, here’s to living the dream. Next time, please send money instead but thanks for all the birthday wishes.”