A Kenyan woman named, Jelani recently met a nice guy, who bought her flowers and yogurts.
Via her Twitter account, she narrates that all was flowing nicely, and she’d already seen a talking stage happen between them until she found out: He’s married!
Kenyan Twitter is a whole world on its own, and Kenyans on Twitter, are the craziest lot you’ll ever interact with.
You will always find an interesting story whenever you log in and on Sundays, it’s usually wild.
Jelani seemed smitten when this gesture was thrown at her 17 days ago.
“This one has brought flowers & assorted yoghurts from @boganiprobiotic because he saw me whining about having a bad day yesterday.
Couldn’t keep the flowers though (deathly allergic) 😂😂😂 I’m calling them my “drive-by” flowers. Another talking stage officially launched 😍😍😍”
Before her disappointment, Jelani shared some tips to winning with the male folk when asked to drop cheat code:
It’s a simple 6-step plan.
Stay Taliban.
Be kind.
Hydrate (so your skin is goals).
Laugh.
Wear onesies often, Crocs are helpful too.
Whine about your day.
In the conversation, Jelani insists there are buts in all the niceness being thrown at her by the unnamed man.
“Through pass hatuwezi mpea. 😂😂😂 Let’s give him time tuone “But” ziko wapi,” she continues.
That was 10 November 2022.
Moving on swiftly, today 27 November 2022, Jelani has broken the news to her followers that the sweet man who was potentially close to baiting her: is married!
Kenyans on Twitter immediately reacted saying they expected it to happen; it was just a matter of time and when.
A user by the name @Kaseekamusyi had professed and prophesied the disappointment.
He replied to her tweet on 10 November saying, “In 3 to 4 business days utarudishwa tu streets. Good effort by the lad, but we didn’t name a street after you for nothing. Enjoy the few days you out there though.”
Whether her story is real or a creation! We will never know!
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