Lads usually like to talk tall about how they are game when it comes to picking up girls simply because they have guap(money). Yeah, sometimes it’s usually true you can get a “quickie” real quick if you simply have serious money. Not all of them ladies will fall for this trick though, I have no hard feeling for women in the hood but truth be told, they are easy and hard to coop with in equal measure. So if you want to get yourself a hood chic or at least experience some hoodness, then you need to get a hold of these few tips to help you fall in their good grace.
- Don’t act like you really like her
First and foremost, don’t ever let her know that you are into her, interested and/or want to “hit that” the first time you see her, just simply let her notice you, nothing more, nothing less. If you start showing her that you are interested, she will start acting as If she is special and that’s not what we are after.
2. Be cool and talk less
Even though you might be a know-it-all and loquacious, please try and not show any of these qualities around your “girlfriend-to-be” because not only will this be a turn off for the “nyang’unya” but it will show them how stupid and immature you are. Trust me, you don’t want to be considered immature by a hood chic (“nyang’unya”).
3. Act like you are from the hood and you want out.
As hard as this sound, it is actually the simplest of them all since all you need to do is just front. Just say(pretend) you are from hood x and what you have seen and experienced so far can warrant a book being written. Say you want out of the street life of hustling for something better like starting your own business. Note you don’t have to have experienced tough life for you to pull this off.
- You better have GUAP (MONEY) and be prepared to spend
Though the chic is from hood and all, she will definitely expect you to spoil her by giving her money, she doesn’t give a f**k about expensive dress and/or gifts, all she’s all about is having money in her pockets (they don’t carry purses, they consider those are for the “soft mamas”.
- Tell her you will always hold her down
Hey, I am not all about helping brothers break up they women hearts and all but if you gonna promise her this, you better be ready to man up if push comes to shove because they actually believe that sh*t.
Now, at least you do know what needs to be done for you to get that “Mtaa” chic. If you are serious on getting one, you will get one if you heed to this silly manuscript.
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