Kenyan Man In Shock After He Woke Up To 2 Ladies Having S3x Outside His House Door

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A Kenyan man named Joe Muburi is shocked after he witnessed two chicks lungulaing each other outside his house door.

The young man says he woke up to sounds of serious moaning and groaning, only to find out that two ladies were feasting on each others mangoes until one came.

This what he posted on Facebook early in the morning

Haki, I swear our GENERATION IS COMPLETELY PEVERTED.

This is a true story.

Today, I wake up at 4.00A.M as I usually do. I move to one of the bedrooms that I have converted into a home office. The office is next to the staircase of the adjacent building. Shortly, I start hearing noises like some people are having lungula. Out of curiosity, I open the door and get out. The scene that hits me when I open the door …… wacha tu! Two ladies, have spread masai shukas kwa stairs and are naked from the waist downwards doing their thing. One lying with the other seated on her chest working on each other. Their staircase lights are on.

So for like 5 minutes or so I’m treated to a free version of Kenyan Kamasutra. Wriggling and moaning. Faster, faster, faster ……….the moaning goes on until the one on the top let’s out a sigh and seems to have collapsed on her colleague. When she finally lifts her head, our eyes meet. She casually rises up, they dress and leave. They do not seem embarrassed at all. Kwanza ni madem najua.

I have been hearing about lesbianism in Kenya but today is the day I witnessed it live. I’m not sure why the two ladies decided to do it on the stairs…..ama it’s a fetish? I’m not the one to judge on people sexuality. I believe people should be free to do whatever they want with whoever they want but at least in privacy.

After my fisi eyes feasted on the action today, I’m not sure whether that will bring great tidings of love today ama ni nuksi tupu. Menace da Hawker, Fredrick Wahome and other MAFISI SACCO members nisaidieni tafadhali

But some people are angry because he did not record the escapade.

Fredrick Wahome Haha….hakuna nuksi buda….free scene….but ulikosea you never took a video

Joe Muburi It’s ladies I know…..so I got kinda embarassed to take a video alafu being usiku I’m not sure the video would have been clear.

Fredrick Wahome Lol…no excuse for not taking a video. You are hereby suspended for 3 weeks from the Sacco