There’s no way you can ever be broke when you marry yourself a Kikuyu woman, no way. Kikuyu ladies are like soothsayers, they can easily know if a man is going to be successful just from observing him.
It doesn’t matter if you’re as poor as a Church mouse or you don’t even have a bank account, they will see it and accept you as poor and wretched as you are without any question and build you up to become what you were destined to be, no question.
Once you get yourself a Kikuyu girl or if you got any Kikuyu lady who wants to make you yours, then you’re made or at least you’re about to be. It’s funny the same doesn’t work when roles are changed. Men don’t have this gift in question, sorry.
Among many other traits, Kikuyu ladies are some of the best women in Kenya to wife if you want a peaceful, prosperous household that will eventually lead to you becoming ultra-rich so much that you will have one problem; you won’t know what to do with your money.
They are also some of the sought-after women in the country, even man capable always wants to get married to a Kikuyu woman. Within a year, do your research, you’ll get to realize that it’s mostly Kikuyu ladies who mostly get married at a higher percentage than a lot of other women in the country. If you get yourself a Kikuyu friend, girl! you best ask her what’s the secret. Their success rate of walking down the isle is astounding.
What makes the Kikuyu woman so marriageable despite the overwhelming negative publicity and stereotyping is the question a lot of y’all might be asking after reading what you’ve just read above.
Here are 5 reasons why you need to wife a Kikuyu lady
Her Seriousness
Kikuyu Women don’t approach relationships with the same cavalier attitude many other women approach them with. When she moves into one, she means business.
Kikuyu girls rarely launch into a relationship with the intention of having their time wasted or just watch the man play a sick game of romantic gerrymandering.
She moves into a relationship with her sights set on the goal. She makes up her mind on day one. And sees the man as her hubby from the minute she sat with him on that first date.
Either that or nothing.
No-nonsense
In keeping up with her straightforwardness, the Kikuyu woman will appreciate it if you don’t joke too much and don’t bring along games to the relationship.
For starters, she already is thinking of having your kids. She’s already mentally figuring out the sort of house you guys will move into soon.
She’s already asking you to move in with her by next weekend. She’s already asking you why you can’t move closer to where she stays.
She’s figured this whole thing out. She knows she wants three kids with you. One dog. And no cat. Surely, there’s very little room for play in this woman.
Hard Working
This one cannot be gainsaid. The Kikuyu woman can work it off and work it even harder. She’ll be up before the dawn cracks and will work herself all day, put herself through a grueling work regime, for you, for herself, for her family, and for your future.
You cannot let that go. She makes you wish you can marry her sooner. Only to do and not be as excited anymore.
Independence
Except for a few greedy and lazy ones in the lot, the Kikuyu woman can be fiercely independent. She won’t act as if she needs you to survive, oh no, she won’t, she won’t look like she is into what you’ve got-despite the hype.
She strives to get her own. And is fiercely proud of her little accomplishments and very proud of the stuff she has in her own house that she confidently and comfortably pays rent to.
All the things she has she bought them herself.
She will obviously need a rich man who can complement her strides already, but make no mistake, even without you, this woman will be making her own path and succeed while she’s at it, she will win in life, with or without you.
Kikuyu lady will keep hustling and hunting and scavenging.
She came to win.
She didn’t come for anyone’s [expletive] help. You eventually wanna marry her. And if you won’t, she won’t stress over it. She’ll be gone from your life in the speed of light.
Parental Involvement
Even before you’ve clocked six months of dating, the Kikuyu woman has broached the topic of visiting the parents. She will coerce you into making that trip to her village and seeing her Mama.
She’ll convince you that there are mangoes and avocados that she needs from the village and that you must take her there, that’s, of course, is in disguise so that she would get an excuse to meet the parents.
The trip will quickly change from a simple mango-collecting rendezvous to a serious sit-down with both of her thoroughly-prepared parents who also invited six other old relatives who also brought along eight other older relatives and before you know it, your girlfriend is being auctioned off to you even before you can say ‘The Grace’. Game over.
You’ve met her parents. Whether you liked it or not. Try wiggling your way out of that confusion. And good luck. You need it.
Now that you know what you know, why don’t you get yourself a beautiful, Kikuyu woman.
