Oh, Nigerian man! How we all love the honesty and affable natures of our brothers from the West side of Africa. They are easy-going and very nice to the ladies. So nice that a certain Nigerian man was able to get another man’s wife pregnant. But the sugar and spice does not end there, the Nigerian knowing that he had done the other man wrong had to make things right. What do you expect he would do? Obviously by the other man a car. Obviously!
This is what he said after his heroic act of valour became known:
“I know what I did is wrong but I feel better he has accepted my gift. He accepted that his wife, my girlfriend, is pregnant and will soon give birth to my son. He was angry at first but when I presented the car to him his anger vanished.”
Can you see how he casually calls her my “girlfriend’? This is another man’s wife we are talking about here! One source close to the family of the woman who fell pregnant says she knew about the affair but never thought it would lead to a pregnancy. She says she is disappointed the husband accepted the Mercedes-Benz from the Nigerian national. This is really ironic! You are angry at the husband for accepting the gift after being a cuckold but you have no anger towards your own friend for causing the situation! She said:
“Nigerian men will never take our men seriously. What kind of a man accepts a gift from a man who impregnated his wife? He will impregnate her again and buy the stupid husband another car. I am so disappointed.”
When approached for a comment the husband said:
“It is wrong to say I am stupid. The point of the matter is we cannot reverse what happened. We sat down as men and sorted the issue. The Bible says we must forgive and forget. I have always dreamed of driving a G-wagon. Christmas came early for me and my family.”
The baby will be born and I’ll take care of him as my own. If the father wants to take him to Nigeria I wouldn’t mind. I will give my wife the support she needs always. That is what marriage is all about. I love my wife and will not leave her because of a mere pregnancy.”
This ladies and gentlemen is how you sort out domes on the home front. No fuss, just buy me a G-Series Mercedes Benz.